Raiders Black Hole Wedding

This Raiders Black Hole wedding is probably the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. If there was any doubt about what football has the most insane fans, I’m giving it to these guys. Just looking at the various costumes people are wearing gives me the heebies jeebies. It looks like they’re more likely to be walking down the aisle to line up for a human sacrifice than a wedding. Even the worst dressed guy there (odd man out in orange at 4:22) looks more legit than most football fans. Between the ominous bells and the makeup, it could almost be an Insane Clown Posse concert. What are they putting in that Oakland water?

Things get interesting at 1:30. And if you’re supremely let down by the end of the clip, join the club. This is one cult that doesn’t broadcast their gang initiations marriages. Or maybe Gorilla Rilla got stood up at the altar. I can’t say that I blame the chick.

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