Bride spends wedding night in jail

I’ve posted a lot about wedding brawls but this one is a first for Social Comedia.  This time, the bride herself was the assailant.

An angry British bride was arrested after glassing a male guest in the face at her wedding.  Instead of a romantic wedding night with her new hubby, she instead hung out in the county jail. The groom tried to intervene and sustained injuries to the elbow after a 12 person brawl was broken up by police. The brilliant police force identified the bride “because she was still wearing her wedding dress.” Sherlock Holmes, ladies and gents.

The best of the comments section:

Do you take this chav to be your awful wedded wife? – Richo

She sounds very ladylike. – tuguybear

Tattoo Fest no doubt. – Alfie

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Brawl at Society Hill Wedding

If you haven’t noticed, I love a good wedding brawl. This Society Hill battle takes the wedding cake in terms of size and coverage.

The Pennsylvania Sheraton became the site of a massive fight early Sunday morning that ended with one man having a fatal heart attack and three people arrested. People began shoving in a nearby bar, and police were called in as the fight flooded over into the lobby. Two wedding parties collided and a massive brawl broke out.

Police didn’t know if the 57-year-old wedding guest who suffered the heart attack had been in any of the altercations. Police did not identify members of either wedding party, but the deceased reportedly was one bride’s uncle.

There were an estimated 50 -100 partygoers and as many police officers storming the lobby and hotel hallways. As the cops tried to hold people back, the party turned on them. In the video you can see a guy get hit with a baton, and another was reportedly Tased. No word on if the bride actually got hit, or she was just pushed to the ground.

Check out the video from a young kid, who was at the hotel celebrating his 15th birthday. “Did they just deck the bride?”


Wedding guest has part of ear bitten off in fight

Alright who invited Mike Tyson to the wedding?

A Merseyside man, age 40, was taken to a local hospital after his ear was bitten off during a brawl at a pub in Liverpool, UK.

The pub was hosting a wedding reception when a massive fight broke out and spilled onto the street. A witness described the scene as “utter chaos… like a fight at the OK Corral.” Fourteen police cars responded to the scene and the pub was closed from the time of the incident (approx. 11:30 Saturday night) to Sunday around lunchtime.

Other witnesses said they saw the bride in the street distressed and in tears, but the newlywed couple were not thought to have been directly involved in the incident, and no word on what provoked the incident.

The victim was brought to the hospital and two men were arrested on suspicion of wounding with intent.

And the best comment anyone made on this story:

“Dogs…..To earn respect of other dogs..I.E..to let them know who is pack leader, will bite down on the other dogs ear.”

– I’m sure that was the message these guys were trying to send. Mazel tov to the happy couple!